What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the turkey join the band?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?