What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
How long do chickens work?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the scariest letter?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
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