What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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