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What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?