Which insect is the smartest?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the foal cough?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?