Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
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