Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
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