Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
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