Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

How does dinner smell?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?