What do ducks get after they eat?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?