Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why do football players make great fishermen?