What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why was the dog overweight?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?