Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
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What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a doll's favorite car?
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What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
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