Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How long do chickens work?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
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