Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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