Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What fish only swims at night?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why was the dog overweight?