Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do mice need oiling?
