Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?