Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the pig go to the casino?