What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a forklift?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What condiment has wings?
