Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
I broke my finger!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
