What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
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