What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How did the pirate call his mother?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
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