Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?