Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's the opposite of irony?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What's the world's weakest animal?