What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?