What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What candy does Peppa Pigā¢ļø love most?
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