What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?