What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are baseball games at night?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
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