What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Which big cat loves to drive?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do rich squirrels eat?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What fairy loves to count?
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