What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the calf play in the school band?