Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
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