Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why is spring the oddest season?