What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?