Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What are you studying in math?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
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