Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
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