What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What dish does only a baseball player use?