What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Someone stole my mood ring!

How did the pirate call his mother?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?