Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
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