Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
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What insect thinks it's a dog?
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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What is a whale's favorite sport?
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What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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