Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which musician loves to make chili?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How does a witch play loud music?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
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