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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What are the strongest days of the week?

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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?