What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
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