What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What makes music in your hair?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?