Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Families are like fudge.

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?