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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What does a lion call an antelope?

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