Which office space loves to cut corners?

Which president loved to take baths?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do you call a short cow?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?