What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
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Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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