What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
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What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What sports are both plant-based?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
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