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What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

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Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

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What do you call a pig thief?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?