What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call a pig thief?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?