If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What animals make the best students?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?