Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What nationality are most fish?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?