What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?