What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
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