Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?