Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why are cars magic?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What sports are both plant-based?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?