What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What do you call a sad latte?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
When do astronauts eat?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
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