What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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