Which hot drink loves golf?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?