What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do cows wear bells?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
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