What do you call the dog magician?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?