What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

How is life like toilet paper?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

I broke my finger!

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?