Who invented fractions?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which bug is related to you?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call bears with no ears?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?