What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How do you get straight A's?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What does winter fat turn into?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's black and white and goes around and around?