What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What animal floats best?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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