What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What table can you never sit at?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?