Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?