Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why was the broom late for school?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do cows say on NYE?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?