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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why do two skunks argue?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the mare gain weight?