Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do hamsters come from?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a forklift?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
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