What's a pirate's favorite color?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?