Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?