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What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

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What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?