What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?