What do you call two birds stuck together?

How did the toad die?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?