Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

How are teens like cats?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?