We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?