What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What bee is good for your health?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?