How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What is the coolest country?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?