Which family member is always relieved?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?