My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?