What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

A book just fell on my head.

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?