How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?