What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What does Santa call Christmastime?