Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's the most determined bird?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?