What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What type of car do planets buy?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?