How does one gelatin greet another?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?