What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

The museum curator needed a break.

Where do polar bears vote?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What is the wealthiest fish?