Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?