Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?