How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?