What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do you talk to a giant?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do birds threaten one another?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
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