What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why are stones so good at music?