What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are stones so good at music?
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