What is the strongest animal?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?