Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Which family member has tusks?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?