Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?