What fish only swims at night?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?