What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's the most determined bird?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

How do bees get to school?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?