Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?