How do you measure a millennial?

How are mountains able to see?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?