Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?