What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What game do mice love to play?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?