How does a polar bear build a house?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why was the dog overweight?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why are books always so angry?