What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why was the fish so smart?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?