Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?