What is a duck's favorite snack?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How do you wash a lamb?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How do horses navigate at night?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?