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What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

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What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What kind of ant is good at math?

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Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?