When should you start writing a book?
When you have a novel idea.
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What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which fly makes films?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
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