Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why was the dog overweight?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?