Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What game does a rabbit always win?