Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?