What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What shape has a knighthood?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you find at the end of everything?
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