Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?