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What do you get when two plants kiss?

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What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

When do astronauts eat?

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I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

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