Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?