Why are winter days great?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What bird helps you stay dry?